{"id":10,"date":"2008-04-28T15:46:26","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T22:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/?p=10"},"modified":"2008-04-28T15:47:17","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T22:47:17","slug":"gagged-by-the-collar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"Gagged by the collar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like tight collars on my anthropomorphic family members; I remember all the years that I wore neckties. I thought Brandy&#8217;s collar was too tight so Shirley adjusted it. Sometime later, Shirley exclaimed, &#8220;Look at Brandy! She has her collar in her mouth!&#8221; Sure enough, Brandy had been able to bite the very loose collar and then couldn&#8217;t get it out of her mouth. The collar was all the way to the back of her mouth and, try as she did, she couldn&#8217;t expel the collar. I struggled to release the strap from the buckle tang and she struggled to expel the collar. Just as I thought I would have to quickly cut the collar, I was able to unfasten it. Brandy and I were both relieved. Now, we&#8217;re looking for a collar with a snap fastener.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like tight collars on my anthropomorphic family members; I remember all the years that I wore neckties. I thought Brandy&#8217;s collar was too tight so Shirley adjusted it. Sometime later, Shirley exclaimed, &#8220;Look at Brandy! She has her collar in her mouth!&#8221; Sure enough, Brandy had been able to bite the very loose [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/brandysalzer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}